Population | 1.57 billion |
Capital | Avtokratsk |
Leader | Multidimensional Superbeing Mykola |
Faith | Mykolism |
Currency | Pebble |
Animal | Murder Hornet |
The Rogue Nation of Neviljna Zemlja is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Multidimensional Superbeing Mykola with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.57 billion Neviljna Zemljans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avtokratsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.0%.
The large but inefficient Neviljna Zemljan economy, worth 121 trillion Pebbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,604 Pebbles, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, white privilege is a real thing, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neviljna Zemlja's national animal is the Murder Hornet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mykolism.
Neviljna Zemlja is ranked 25,371st in the world and 1,634th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 42.11 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neviljna Zemlja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Neviljna Zemlja, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in Neviljna Zemlja, white privilege is a real thing.
- : Following new legislation in Neviljna Zemlja, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
- : Neviljna Zemlja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Neviljna Zemlja, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
- : Following new legislation in Neviljna Zemlja, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Neviljna Zemlja, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
- : Following new legislation in Neviljna Zemlja, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors.
- : Following new legislation in Neviljna Zemlja, vacationing Neviljna Zemljans expect to be treated as royalty.